khud pe bharosa hai

khud pe bharosa hai

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
khud pe bharosa hai,to KHUDA tere sath hai,apno pe bharosa haito har DUAA tere sath hai,zindagi se kabhi mat harnaA DOST jab tak tere yeDOST tere sath hai……..


Santa g aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
Santa g aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua?Haan yar!Per wo manti hi nahi!Kia kehti hay?Kehti hay ‘I LOVE U’pata nahi ye kameena ‘U’ kon hay

Ye syrup 2 spoon subha

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
Doctor:Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,2 dopahar,2 raat ko,3 din tuk lena haiSardar:apni dawai apna pas rakhohamaray ghar me itnay chamach(spoon) nahi hai

MINISTER 2 WIFE

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
MINISTER 2 WIFE:Tum sach sach batao, kitni bar humse bewafai ki ho?WIFE: kul 3 bar..MINSTR: kab kab?WIFE: Jab aapka heart operation hua tab Doctor ke pas gai.. Fir jab aap jail gaye tab judge ke paas gai..Minister: Aur teesri baar?Wife: Jab aapko sarkaar banaani thi aur 77 MLA kam pad…

GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
GOD kare teri girlfriend tujhe itna pasand kare,Jaise..Ullu ko raat,Dentist ko daat,Gadhe ko laat,Garib ko gaddi,Kutte ko haddi,AurAurNange ko chaddi

PAHELE CHITTHI KE BADLE TAAR AATA THA

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
PAHELE CHITTHI KE BADLE TAAR AATA THA. EK BULAVE PAR MERA YAAR AATA THA. AB TO PADH KAR DELETE KARTE HAI MERE SMS KO. EK WAQT THA JAB HAR SMS KA JAWAB AATA THA….

Wife read a book and tell her husband

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
Wife read a book and tell her husband“A bull f#cks 300 times a year, U dont do quarter of that,Husband: Where is it written that he f#cks the same cow??

Ek admi kabar par betha tha

Posted: 27 Sep 2009 04:30 AM PDT
Ek admi kabar par betha tha,musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

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