Physical love is total intimacy

Physical love is total intimacy

Physical love is total intimacy.It is the sign that the lovers havenothing to refuse each other, that theybelong wholly to each other….J. Leclercq.

So many good things come in pair

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk reminisce. So many good things come in pair one of those things is ME n YOU!

In the rythm of life
In the rythm of life,we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,but as long as thr r friends like u to provide the melody – the music plays on.

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tumhe…Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Par Baat Ki
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZASe Phone Par Baat Ki..santa: That’s Great Yaar..Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..::Wrong Number..

News reporter
News reporter:KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateformpar kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,sub ne patri par chalang laga di.Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

His friend asks why not you do regularly

A baniya do s@x alternate days. His friend asks why not you do regularly.Baniya Replies : Kya karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai!

No Algebra for Romans
No Algebra for RomansRomans were never good on Algebra because there ‘X’ was always ‘10.’

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