Funny Hindi SMS

I always knew that looking back on my tears

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make melaugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter wouldsomeday make me cry. Miss you.

No sweet thoughts to forward

No sweet thoughts to forward,no cute graphics to send,just A……TRUE HEARTsaying……NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU!

Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai
Daughter : Mummy khana kaise banaya jata hai.Mummy : Pinky, meine kitni baar tumse kaha hai ki apne papa ke kaamki baat mujhse mat pucha karo!!

Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwalesabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

Some people can tell

Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.Santa: But I’ve never been able to see the numbers

Santa Applied to a medical college
Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:Antibody:One who hates his bodyArtery:Study of fine paintingsBacteria:Back door of a cafeteriaComa:Punctuation MarkGall Bladder:Bladder of a girlGenes:Blue DenimLabour pain:Hurt at work

Who is senior
Q: Who is senior: P@nis or V@gina?A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

Zindagi badi udas hai

Zindagi badi udas hai,mujhe lagi pyas hai,muje duniya se na koi aas hai,muje khelni ati taash hai,main uska sir fod dunga,jisne kaha meri poem bakvas

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