One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.
Suddenly, at the altar, Sataan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s crutial enemy is in his presence. This confuses Sataan a bit. Sataan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don’t you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Sataan says, "Well, aren’t you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope sure ain’t."
Sataan, perturbed, says, "And why aren’t you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well,