Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko

Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko
Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,Traffic Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha:Aap Ka Helmet Nahi Hai..??Chalan Hoga.. !!Pathan: Dheyan Se Dekh NechayAndhay Four Wheeler Hai..

SANTA goes 2 a hotel
SANTA goes 2 a hotel after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?SANTA: U have written here ‘WASH BASIN.’


In school they taught me

In school they taught me that:1 hour = 60 min.1 min= 60sec.but they never told me that:1 sec.without U = 100 years. Miss U

Bin sawan ke BARSAT nahi hoti
Bin sawan ke BARSAT nahi hoti, Suraj dube bina RAAT nhi hoti,Kya kare ab kuch aadat si ho gayi hai, Apko yaad kiye bina din ki SHURUWAT nahi hoti.

Raatein gumnam hoti hai
Raatein gumnam hoti hai,Din kisike naam hota hai,Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte
Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai
Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?SANTA: It was ok but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.I thought, thought finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

What is the chemical formula 4 water
What is the chemical formula 4 water?SANTA: HIJKLMNO.Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

2 girls returning from movie
2 girls returning from movie1st : mere paise chori ho gaye hain,2nd : lekin tu to paise bra mein rakhti hai1st : mujhe kia pata tha k wo kameena paise nikaal raha hai

apke Liye 1 Rishta aaya he
apke Liye 1 Rishta aaya he,Baap Hardware me he,Maa Software me he,Bhai footwear me He, Ladki Sirf Underwear me hai..Chalegi kya?

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One Response to “Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko”

  1. flash Says:

    Hmm. Is it true? 🙂


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