Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Taxi driver to Santa

Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam hogaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,peeche walon ko age na jaane doaur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge

Tere Dar pe
Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hai kitere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.

Can kids of our age have kids
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss your lipsLet me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,

sardar 2 shopkeeper
sardar 2 shopkeeper:Is mirror ki kya guarantee haishopkeeper:Aap is ko 100 floor se nechay girao mirror 99 floor tak nhe toote ga.Sardar:Wah pack kar do…………………….

Maine Khat Lihka Tha

pathan: Maine Khat Lihka Tha Ke Meri Shadi Per Aana , Tum Kyun Nahi Aay??2nd Pathan: Mujhe Khat Mila hi Nahi.1st Pathan: Me Ne Lihka Tha Ke Khat Milay Ye Na Milay Tum Zaroor Aana..Always Smiling…

Ghalat Nazar Se Dehko

Ghalat Nazar Se Dehko Ge ToKharabi Nazar AaygiSahi Nazar Se Dehko ToHer “Sunder“ LerkiTumhainTumjari Bhabi Nazar Aaygi..Keep SmilinG..

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