Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
Mohan & Sohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Mohan: Sohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!
Santa: I want to gift something special to my wife on our marriage anniversary.
Banta: Give her a diamond ring.
Santa: No, I want something big.
Banta: Give her an MRF tyre.