When The House Is Situated

When The House Is Situated

When The House Is Situated In AnImbalance Place Then Why R U PrayingFrom God To Save It.How Can He Save ItU Have Already Been Destroy It

2 wIsh u hapPiNess
ThIs wArm“Good Morning”iS sEnt tO LeaVea SMILE on ur Face,Drop ur BLues Even4 Just a wHiLe and2 wIsh u hapPiNessMore Than WorDsCan Say..

Yaad teri jab bhi aati hai

Yaad teri jab bhi aati hai,Neend meri kho jaati hai.Aankhein band to sapna dekhti hai,Khuli aankho ko bhi tera didar nazar aata hai…

Thi ummid jin se badi badi

Thi ummid jin se badi badi woh mile jo aaj toh yun mile.Main nazar uthake tadap gaya ,woh nazar jhukake chale gaye.

Santa Police se

Santa Police se:Kal rat chor mere ghar seTV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gayePolice:TV kyon nahi legaya??Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay

1 banda bhagta howa aata hayaur Santa se kehta haibhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar maintalaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!WIFE say No, it means -With Idiot for Ever.

It is just a formality
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?…. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

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