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Ladkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain

Boys;Ladkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,Girls;ladkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jata hain. hahahahah

The love of liberty

The love of liberty is the love of others;the love of power is the love of ourselves.We cannot force love….William Hazlitt.

A special friend is rare indeed

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

When God Made Parts

When God Made Parts,He Thought Of Hearts,And For Each Heart A Sweetheart.And Among Those SweetheartsHe Made One Sweetest Heart,And THAT’S YOU…

you miss someone very much

You’ll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick Hello from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

shivaji say to bruce lee

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.

small things hurt a lot

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lotExample : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin…

I killed a person

Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is You will go to jail .

Only one or two can bring SMILE

It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

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