Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari..
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

A boy young man to a young woman at a ball, “Whenever I dance with you, the music lasts only a short time.”
The young women replied, “No wonder, the band leader is my fiancé.”

Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.

Bhikhari: Hello Taj Hotel, 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras Malai Bhej Do.
Taj: Kiske Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!

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