In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp,ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn’t SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall…

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another I slept wid ur mom last nite D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response.He laughs says, Lets go home dad, U r drunk

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai, aur darwaza knock karta hai.Gangubai: Kaun ?Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?Santa: Tu Gangubai

Jabse maine tujhko dekha

Jabse maine tujhko dekha,mein tujh ko chhahne laga….. Tera hi chehra ab to mere khawabo mein aane laga…. Dekha jo man ke shishe mein,to khud ko samzane laga….. dekar dilasa tute huye dil ko sahlane laga…. fir bhi dil ka har tukada tum mere ho gaane laga…jabse bana tu humsafar…


Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai

Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai,Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai, Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai

pyar kiya nahin jata

pyar kiya nahin jata pyaar tho ho jata hai, dilo ki mehfil main aksar dil kho jata hai , yeh tho khuda ki den hai jo hum jage haiwarna agar sayar aap jaisa ho tho aadmi jagta nahin so jata hai …

Kya kar rahe ho

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Subjiwala

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!

Secretary to Boss

Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey de sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: